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The Idiot’s Q&A on Horses in Historical Romance

Duchess Alyssa (a.k.a. The HORSE IDIOT): I must confess, horses terrify me. Big eyes, big teeth. Big hooves. Those hooves are scary. I have ridden a horse only once in my life, which resulted in significant bruises in places one should not have bruises. Therefore, I have stayed away from everything horse-related for many, many years, and don’t know a bit from a bridle from a forelock (fetlock?).

 But Duchess Alyssa, you say. You write historical romance, where everyone rides a horse. Yes, indeed I do. And I have to research every single fact about horses and their various parts, saddles and their various parts, and how to ride and hold the reins. Clearly, I have no experience in that area (see above regarding bruises — I wish someone had told me what stirrups were for.) But even better than researching is asking an expert. It just so happens one of my critique partners is not only a veterinarian, but she has been riding horses for years and even recently adopted one, Mr. Beaux Regard. Isn’t he a handsome devil?

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Duchess Jenni (a.k.a. The HORSE EXPERT): I must confess, authors terrify me. Big ideas, quick fingers. Big egos. But then you get to meet them and discover they are human! Just like… er… horses. As you might have surmised, I love horses… their intelligence, their wit (yes, a horse can be witty), even their smell. I am going to blame my love of historical romance on horses, too. I can’t imagine writing about any time period other than one in which dates occurred on horseback. In fact, I love horses so much that my debut book, the upcoming What Happens in Scotland, features a lovable stallion named Caesar as a prominent character. The only problem is the hero, James MacKenzie, had a rather wild night, and now can’t remember where he’s misplaced his trusted steed!

James pulled up in astonishment as the young groom emerged from the dark alley dragging a saddled horse behind him. The oddity of the morning’s exchange fell into place as the boy dodged a near miss of clicking teeth and dancing hooves.

The moment called for something dramatic, but James was at a loss for what a proper reaction should be. Beside him, his brother William started laughing, hearty guffaws that made the groom pink up in ignorant embarrassment and the anger churn red in James’s stomach. Of course this horse kicked down a stable wall. Of course James had left it here in a state of dim remembrance. It fit perfectly with the ridiculousness of the rest of his evening’s activities.

“Take it, sir.” The groom was practically begging now, handing over the snorting black horse as one would a lighted fuse.

James reluctantly reached out his hand and closed it over stiff leather reins that felt foreign in his hand. He gave voice to the thought tripping around in his head, though he doubted the question would win him any friends or do him any good.

“What is this?” He gestured toward the horse, earning a flattening of the animal’s ears for his trouble. “Is this some sort of joke?” He twisted around, expecting to see William bent over in laughter, having concocted this elaborate ruse merely for entertainment value.

The groom’s eyes widened in confusion. “It’s your horse, sir.”

“This is not my horse.” As if agreeing with him, the horse reached out and nipped at James’s waistcoat, ripping the fabric and taking a bit of skin, to boot. “My horse is chestnut.” He rubbed a hand over his newest injury and eyed the beast with irritation. “And male.”

 

So what does this idiot do when faced with a horse-related question? Execute a perfect Google-Fu dive into research, and then contact my horse expert to verify.

 

HORSE IDIOT: During my single, ill-fated attempt to ride, we primarily ambled along single file on a lovely forest trail (not that I saw much of it, as I was too busy trying to keep my horse from eating leaves and bushes as we walked by). But then the instructor said we were going to do something exciting – canter! Oh, joy! Except I didn’t know what that meant until my horse took off down the trail with me bouncing around in the saddle. Turns out cantering is painful. Later, I discovered there are four types of movement. Walk, trot, canter, gallop.

HORSE EXPERT: Oh, very nice! These are, indeed, the four basic gaits (and the term “gait” is the correct one to describe the various horse movements). To the novice, the gaits appear to roughly correspond with varying rates of speed (think of it as a car going from first gear all the way to fourth), with the gallop as the fastest speed. In truth, the gait of the horse has nothing to do with speed at all… it’s all in the position of the horse’s legs in relation to the ground and each other.

A walk has a distinctive four-beat pattern, with each hoof making separate contact with the ground. A trot has a front and back limb moving in tandem for a two-beat rhythm; the English rider usually bobs up and down in a motion known as “posting” to keep time with the horse’s trot. Otherwise… bruises (although, really, I would argue a good raucous wedding night could cause far more bruising than a ride on a horse!) A canter is a three-beat gait with one of the horse’s front limbs stretching out in front; even more confusing, there are different “leads” a horse can take, depending on which front limb (i.e. right or left) stretches out first). In a gallop, the fastest gait, only one of the horse’s legs makes contact with the ground at a time for a distinctive four-beat rhythm (see ye old historic rendering for reference).

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Beyond these four basic gaits, there are a series of additional gaits that horses can be trained to learn. For example, there are different ways a horse can trot depending on the rhythm/sequence of their legs. A true trot has front/back limbs on opposite sides moving in tandem, whereas a pace has front/back limbs on the same side of the body moving together. Carriage horses are termed “trotters” or “pacers” depending on how their legs are trained to move. Then there are the so-called “gaited” horses like Saddlebreds, Paso Finos, and Walking Horses that are trained for big/flashy steps that make them almost seem as if they are rearing (going up on two back legs) as they move. Alas, I must divest the mantle of expert for “gaited” horses, as I have never ridden one.

 

HORSE IDIOT: One of the toughest parts of writing horse scenes is the time it takes to for characters to get from one place to another! If the hero gallops to the heroine’s rescue (or vice versa), how long will it take to get there? I had to look it up, of course. Wikipedia says the speeds are: 4mph for a walk, 8 mph for a trot, 10-17 mph for a canter, and 25-30 mph for a gallop.

HORSE EXPERT: The thing to keep in mind is that those are considered average speeds. You can have horses that are very fast trotters, making them move even faster than the “average” canter. There are horses that race using this gait while pulling a little carts called a sulky, and it is freaky-fast to watch. In contrast, you can also have very slow trotters. Looking at Western-trained horses as the example, a jog is a Western-style type of gentle trot. Head-to-head, my pony Beaux can probably walk faster than a horse at a jog.  Also keep in mind that a horse cannot sustain a canter or a gallop for extremely long periods of time – those are “brief burst” gaits that cannot take a horse all the way from London to Edinburgh, in case you were planning to use these estimates to calculate time for travel.

 

HORSE IDIOT: Well, shoot. Guess I’m going to have to rewrite that scene. But now that I know how fast horses can move, what about size and age? Is a pony just a baby horse?

HORSE EXPERT: No, although it is easy to see why people might think that. A pony is just a horse that is shorter than most. A horse is measured in “hands” which is the equivalent of four inches. A fully grown pony is 14.2 hands or less from the ground to the top of the withers, whereas a horse reaches more than 14.2 hands at its full-grown height. Most folks think Mr. Beaux Regard looks like a horse, but he is actually 14.2 hands, which means he is technically classified as a pony. A baby horse or pony is called a foal (and a girl foal is called a filly, whereas a boy foal is called a colt). A “teenager” horse 1-2 years old is called a yearling. While we are on the topic of terminology, a female horse is called a mare. An intact (i.e. non-castrated) male horse is called a stallion, and a castrated male is called a gelding.

 

HORSE IDIOT: I once wrote a scene where the hero patted his horse’s neck and I had to look up whether or not horses had necks, or if it was called something else. Turns out it is actually called a neck, but what about that forelock (fetlock?) And what the heck is a hock?

HORSE EXPERT: I am snorting with laughter about the neck. Neck, back, shoulder, tail are all pretty much as expected, but there are some oddities in the mix. From front to back, ten parts of the horse than a romance writer might need to know:

1)      Muzzle- the nose. (Smooth and velvety – perfect for purple prose)

2)      Forelock- the bit of hair that spills over between the horse’s eyes. (Could be likened to a hero’s rakish, windswept hair)

3)      Poll – the rounded part of the skull just behind the ears. (Nothing sexy about this.)

4)      Mane – the hair that runs along the horse’s neck. (Easy to compare to a heroine’s luscious, flowing locks. Although, you can pull on a horse’s mane and it won’t hurt them. I don’t recommend you try that with your heroine.)

5)      Withers – the highest point of a horse’s back, rounded area just in front of where the saddle goes. A horse is measured by the distance from the ground to the top of the withers. (Not to be confused with what happens to the hero in cold water…)

6)      Fetlock – the bottom rounded joint of the horse’s legs. Think: ankle. (Do not confuse this with forelock, or much reader hilarity will ensue.)

7)      Stifle – the equivalent of the human knee, but visually higher than you expect, with the front curve starting the horse’s rear leg. (Not to be confused with the state of women’s rights in the Victorian era.)

8)      Hock – the pronounced curve at the back of the rear leg. (Do not have the hero compare this to any part of the heroine. Trust me – it doesn’t work)

9)      Hoof – the hard foot of the horse. A bit like our fingernail, it needs to be trimmed regularly by a strapping gent called a farrier. (Someone really ought to make a romance hero out of one of them… they have delicious muscles and spend the day bending over.)

10)   Sheath – part of a male horse that would bring a distinctive flush to a well-bred lady. (Enough said.)

 

HORSE IDIOT: Snicker. You might laugh about the neck, but I’m laughing about a hero pushing back his rakish forelock while admiring the shapely stifle and pronounced hock of the heroine. But going back to the fact that I find horses scary (remember those big teeth and sharp hooves!), why are horses bad-tempered sometimes?

HORSE EXPERT: Well, why are you bad-tempered sometimes? Tired, hungry, in pain, misunderstood… that time of the month? All of those same things can throw a usually well-tempered horse into a tailspin. Horses need regular rest, attention, love. They are herd animals, and if they are deprived of contact with other horses and kept in a stall except to work they can become very annoyed with the world. Female horses are also hormonally influenced, and when they are in season they can want nothing to do with work or play or you.

 

HORSE IDIOT: So how can I tell whether the horse is in a good mood, or whether I should start dodging hooves?

HORSE EXPERT: While it is true that a horse’s feet will probably pose the most immediate danger to you (and the hind limbs can do the most damage because they can kick powerfully backwards), what you really want to be watching is their ears. The horse’s ears are the window to their soul. A horse rarely strikes out without first giving an indication it is really not happy with you. When a horse is miffed, it sweeps its ears backward until they lie almost flat against its head. This is a sign that may as well flash “Danger, Horse Idiot!” It is somewhat analogous to a dog growling, which most do before they bite. In general, this is an excellent cue to get the hell out of the way. A happy horse has its ears perked forward, exposing the open surface toward whatever is interesting it. A neutral-eared horse is also usually fine to be around.

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HORSE IDIOT: So now I have to watch teeth, hooves and ears? Because I can guarantee I’m still going to be keeping those hooves in my sight. But at least now when my heroine’s horse kicks the villain, I can add the detail about flattened ears. Thanks, Duchess Jenni, for sharing your horse knowledge with this idiot!

 

HORSE IDIOT Alyssa Alexander writes historical romantic suspense and attempts to include accurate horse-related details. She lives in Michigan, where her domesticated household animals include a husband, a small boy and a very stupid cat. She does not own a horse. Or a pony. Or even a picture of a pony.

HORSE EXPERT Jennifer McQuiston writes stories that have been called “fairly unrealistic, but still a ton of fun to read” by at least one well-meaning reviewer. Her debut historical romance, What Happens in Scotland, will be released February 26th. She lives in Atlanta with handsome Mr. Beaux Regard, the pony she promised to buy her little girls with her first book deal. Be careful the deals you make with the devil, my friends: fairy tales do come true.

 

39 Responses to “The Idiot’s Q&A on Horses in Historical Romance”

  • As a former equestrienne (I took riding lessons at the local stable as a teenager), I enjoyed this post! I’ve been nipped a time or two, but never all out bitten or kicked. Alyssa, you ought to try again! Horses aren’t so scary.

  • Thanks for this excellent primer for the horse-challenged! I found the pictures with arrows to be most helpful. I’m guessing many writers (including moi) will be bookmarking this page!

  • Oh, how I needed the Horse Expert back when I started writing my first book! Though I’d ridden a little as a young girl, I had to do so much research to get the terminology and behavioral cues correct. Luckily, my hero was equally ignorant of horses (thanks to a childhood trauma involving the beasts) and I was able to have his cluelessness mirror my own.

    I do love horses, and love watching the play of muscles in their shoulders when they do just about anything – walk, stand, shift, scare off flies. And their smell! Divine!

  • Oh, see, Duchess Ashlyn, when you write “I’ve been nipped a time or two” in the same paragraph with “you ought to try again,” I’m thinking no, definitely not. :) I am quite content to watch Duchess Jennifer from the sidelines. Though I do want to meet Mr. Beaux Regard!

  • What a fun post! Horses are such awesome animals.

    A few things I learned from owning a horse:

    1)They do have a sense of humor. (see point 3)

    2)You quickly learn that pressure on the top of you foot means move it quickly or get stepped on. Not fun when they are shod!

    3)Horses love to itch their heads on you, therefore jostling your entire body while they do it. I think they enjoy knocking us around for fun!

  • I’m with you, Duchess Alyssa! I rode a horse once and remember the experience as smelly, hot, and uncomfortable! So I, too, am a horse idiot. I’ll admit (for Duchess Jenni’s amusement) that I thought the withers were somewhere near the horse’s rump. Thank you so much for clearing up the matter for me. And I shall never again confuse a forelock with a fetlock!

  • Loved the power point visuals! A great refresher course for me. I’ve been around horses, been stepped on [yep, forms a big bruise- see #2 above] mucked stalls and for the life of me, I could never understand why my cousin’s horse insisted on licking me whenever I showed up.
    Enjoyed the primer.

    • Thanks for visiting Jean! It is amazing to me how many Romance readers and writers actually DO know horses – more than the average percentage of folks, say, in the drycleaning business. That probably says something about how smart we are.

  • Lovely post, your grace. I love to ride, but there are very few affordable options where I live. Even the kids classes run over $100 an hour. But I still love to read about horses and I love your pictures!

  • I’ve been horse mad since I was three and stole my brother’s rocking horse. I graduated to four legs, less the rocker, and still love horses — we have two now, and a mule, and three donkeys.

    I also write historical fiction, and it has been a help to know about horses (I’ve trained carriage horses, too). But what drives me nuts in a novel is when the author puts in western terms for English tack — all that research and it’s still wrong! I’m glad you have a horsewoman to help you keep it real. :)

    • Very nice point… we actually kicked around a Q/A about western vs. English tack, until I realized I didn’t know the proper names for the parts of a Western saddle(“tack”, btw, is the correct term to describe the saddle, girth, bridle, etc). Shannon, do you ride your mules? Now THEY have a sense of humor…

    • Glad you stopped by Shannon! Another horse lover. :) That’s a lot of four-legged friends you have! And very fascinating to train carriage horses. I bet that comes in really handy in your writing.

  • This was a wonderful post. I actually owned both a pony and a horse at one time. I love the part about the hero’s withers.

  • Connie Fischer:

    I am so glad you gave that lesson on horses today. I admit that I know zero about them. Teaching it with all that wonderful humor means you would be a fabulous teacher.

    I’m also glad you brought up research. I wonder if the average reader realizes and appreciates the amount of research that authors perform before they write a novel. Of course, it’s always a good thing for the writer because it falls under the category of CYA. ;-)

    Thanks for the lesson! I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    • Thanks for stopping by Connie! I am laughing about the amount of research. Wonder if I can deduct the horse as a business expense….

      • Connie, thanks for stopping by. I hope our little Q&A helped a bit on horses. I’m completely clueless and usually spend time stumbling around Google and Google Books until I find something useful. Research is one of my favorite parts of writing, but it’s also the hardest. We try so hard to get it right, and inevitably, we miss something.

      • Connie Fischer:

        Hmmmm…..it might be worth a try! ;-)

  • Wonderful post, ladies! I am definitely bookmarking this one. My current WIP involves a trek through the Pennines via horseback and I am constantly looking things up. I admit to being a bit of a tomboy (though not an equestrian) and I like my heroines to have a bit of spunk. That means archery and horseback riding, for the most part.

    I’ve ridden a horse a number of times but don’t have anything too exciting to relate about those trips. Mostly they were tours through the Colorado mountains, and the scenery was the big draw. The horses just got us there. (I’m laughing, wondering what Duchess Jennifer will have to say about that :)

    • That sounds like a fun book to write! Trail rides with Beaux are my favorite. Unfortunately, my 10 year old usually insists she gets to ride him instead of me. And nothing wrong with scenery on horseback! :)

  • Bookmarked!!!

    I can’t believe no one else asked if your high concept was based on Dude, Where’s My Car? Because that is totally what I was thinking the entire time I was reading your excerpt!

    • Hahaha!!! No, it was totally Hangover Inspired (remember the squad car the valet brings out?) I’ve never seen Dude Where’s My Car, but I am guessing I am going to have to rent it!

  • Oh, yeah! That’s great. I am now officially a huge Jennifer McQuinston fan :)*

    *Even more of a fan

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  • I’m writing a scene where the hero teaches the heroine to ride, so, not being a horsewoman myself, I re-read this post first. My Charlotte isn’t going to do anything spectacular, but at least I can throw around a few terms and use them correctly so that my horse afficionado readers don’t throw tomatoes at their Kindles!

    Thanks, Jennifer!

    • I am so glad it is helpful! And feel free to email with questions. Given my daughter’s experience getting tossed yesterday, I now have a renewed expertise in THAT area, too. In case anyone wants to really mess with their characters…